Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
FRAN LEBOWITZAs a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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