A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
ALAN JAY LERNERA schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERThe winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
ALAN JAY LERNERBack home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
ALAN JAY LERNERFor a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERYouth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
ALAN JAY LERNERBy order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
ALAN JAY LERNERIt’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
ALAN JAY LERNERThere’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
ALAN JAY LERNERWe met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
ALAN JAY LERNERThank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
ALAN JAY LERNERStay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
ALAN JAY LERNERDon’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
ALAN JAY LERNER