I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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More Al Yankovic Quotes
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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