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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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