My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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