What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
AL FRANKENDuring the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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