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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

Al Franken

Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

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