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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

Al Franken

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Back Have Need Pro-science Science
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Anticipate Century Coming Constitution Evolve Founder New Technology Way Written
I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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After Die Different Go Hell Kind Place Think
The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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College Concern Family Future Hold Home Kid Really
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.

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