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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.

Al Franken

If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.

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