I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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