If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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