I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENMy dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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