Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
AL FRANKENAntitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
AL FRANKENWhich is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENYou see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
AL FRANKENcreates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
AL FRANKENApple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENAnd if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
AL FRANKENWhen people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
AL FRANKENAt ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
AL FRANKENMy dad was a terrible businessman.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
AL FRANKENAnd terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
AL FRANKENRussia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
AL FRANKENAnybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
AL FRANKENI had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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