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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.

Al Franken

Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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