I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
AL FRANKENWe owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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