If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
AL FRANKENPeople lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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