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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.

Al Franken

You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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