I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
AL FRANKENMost people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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