I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
AISHA TYLERWipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I really do know football.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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