I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
AISHA TYLERWipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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