I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
AISHA TYLERI am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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