It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
AISHA TYLERSo I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I really do know football.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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