If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
AISHA TYLERI wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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