Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXDoug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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