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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.

Adam Rex

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
ADAM REX

Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REX

Alien Bathroom Female Labeled Use
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REX

Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX

Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
ADAM REX

Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REX

Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REX

Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REX

Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur

Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.

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