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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?

Adam Rex

[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Bit Boxe Little Magic
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Anand Thakur
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Anand Thakur
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Anand Thakur
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Good Like Magic Tragedy
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top

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