When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEven mistakes can be wonderful.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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