Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAWhat difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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