Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAThere are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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