Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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