One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
ADAM FERRARAOne day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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