My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
ADAM FERRARAI got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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