You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
ADAM FERRARAI got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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