I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
ADAM FERRARAThe human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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