Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMany husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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