A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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