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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Robin Williams

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Caution Dare Man Mature Time Understand Wise
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Funny Humour
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Deep Done Fear Happen Healing Inspirational Let Go
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Bone Life Suck
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want

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