“I ran like a cheetah – well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.”

Great books help you understand, and they help you feel understood.

I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.

She loved mysteries so much that she became one.

What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.

The marks humans leave are too often scars.

Grief does not change you, It reveals you.

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.

The measure of a friendship is not its physicality but its significance.

God knows that’s what everyone else does.

You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

Poetry is just so emo.” he said. “Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The good times and the bad times both will pass.

There’s some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.

There is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.

Crying is you, plus tears.

Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

Someone once said that every man is trying to live up to his father’s expectations or make up for their father’s mistakes.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.