The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
BILL MAHERLet’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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