I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYI didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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