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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEY

Book Difficult Live Surround
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time

I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.

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