If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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