Tim Allen on children
Tim Allen78 quotes“My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.”
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
Tim AllenTim Allen For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
Tim AllenTim Allen If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
Tim AllenTim Allen Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
Tim AllenTim Allen But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
Tim AllenTim Allen To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
Tim AllenTim Allen I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
Tim AllenTim Allen I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
Tim AllenTim Allen I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
Tim AllenTim Allen I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
Tim AllenTim Allen When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
Tim AllenTim Allen I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
Tim AllenTim Allen A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
Tim AllenTim Allen Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
Tim AllenTim Allen I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
Tim AllenTim Allen Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Nicole KidmanNicole Kidman The child who dwells inside us trusts that there are wise men somewhere who know the truth.
Czeslaw MiloszCzeslaw Milosz I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I lived a normal life for a number of years. I had kids. I lived up on a farm in Gloucestershire in rural England, and just kind of got back to reality again.
Roger TaylorRoger Taylor Even as a child I had a strong relationship with yearning and desire. And loss. Those things spoke to me.
Nicole KidmanNicole Kidman I love my baby like the finest wine, I’ll stick with her until the end of time.
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