Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
TIM ALLENComedy is the ultimate anarchist.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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