But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
TIM ALLENComedy is the ultimate anarchist.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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