Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLERMy comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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