Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
AMBROSE BIERCESaint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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