My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLERComedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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