I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLERI grew up cursing a lot.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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