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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler

I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLER

Growth Home Myself Thinking
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Happiness Magic Ray Sunshine Yourself
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Friendship Home Myself People
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Mood Myself Parents Understand
I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Myself Potential Work
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLER

Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Family Father Myself Study
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLER

Fans Money Myself
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Reading Stand
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Kind Myself Work
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLER

Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves

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