Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
DAVE CHAPPELLERemember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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