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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

Adam Sandler

Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLER

Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Criticism Hard Work Laugh Myself People
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Children Drive Myself Success
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
ADAM SANDLER

Day Stay Time Try Yourself
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
ADAM SANDLER

Career Hug Mom Movie Myself
You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
ADAM SANDLER

Advice Goodness Thinking Time Yourself

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.

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