My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLERThe only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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