If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
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Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
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Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
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Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good for myself.
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I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.
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Money doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
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Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
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Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.
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Yankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
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It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
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They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
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I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
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There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
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Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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