I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLERIn one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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