Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLERWith the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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