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There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Lewis Grizzard

Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Drive Start Vehicle Walk
It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
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Difficult Eat Happiness Thinking
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Food Time Wrong Yourself
Money doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
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Farm Grow Money Tree
It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
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Better Children Death News Politics Slow
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good for myself.
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Death Feeling Goodness Myself
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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Family Grow Home Myself Small
Yankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
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Change Different Language Talk Understand Word
There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Dirty Hard Inheritance Reality Sex Yourself
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Football Game Life Opportunity Problem Score Yourself
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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Alone Fact Family Marriage Myself Sleep
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Life Sexuality Sick
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
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Heart Myself
I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.
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Letters Marriage Myself People Possible Woman
Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Creativity Language Life Passion Soul Teaching Work
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
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Animal Difference Sex

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