There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
More Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
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I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
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The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
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Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
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Spring time is the land awakening.
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I’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
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I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
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They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
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There’s no such thing as being too Southern.
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