A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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