After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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